To Fuan’s toynappers May 29, 2006
Posted by Lush Hush in Uncategorized.4 comments
To Fuan’s Toynappers,
Please Fuan’s Toynappers, please find it in your hearts to return Fuan’s toys. They make up the decoration and keep her desk a place of childish happiness for her and her friends.
We have not contacted the Toy Police and will not do so, so please keep Mr Yoda, the Spongebob Squarepants Pez Twins, Mr Squidward Tentacles Pez, and Mr Patrick Star Pez safe and away from harm; harm such as lighters, dustbins, roads, and children below the age of 5.
Your demands shall be met, and met soon. Once Fuan has secured the purchasing channel between the fruit seller and 24-hour convenient store around the corner of that mamak stall, you shall have all that you have demanded.
We urge you to behave in a rational and conscientious manner regarding the toys, as they have been through a much traumatizing situation.
Perfect One Liners May 16, 2006
Posted by Lush Hush in Eejits.add a comment
HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
HER: Actually I’d rather have the money.
HIM: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
HER: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HIM: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HER: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice .
HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HER: I must’ve been given your share.
HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HER: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HIM: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
HER: Okay, get out.
HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
HER: Why? Are you leaving?
HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HER: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HIM: Can I have your name?
HER: Why? Don’t you already have one?
HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.
HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Hiding from you.
HIM: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
HER: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HIM: Is this seat empty?
HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
HER: I’m a female impersonator.
HIM: Hey baby what’s your sign?
HER: No Entry
HIM: Your body is like a temple.
HER: Sorry, there are no prayers today .
HIM: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
HER: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing
HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams .
Packing Draft I May 5, 2006
Posted by Lush Hush in Mundane.10 comments
I still haven't decided if I want to stay in New York and start my life there. My ticket will be open for a year, so I guess I'll just wait, not stress, and go with the flow. Think parteh, shop, shop, parteh! And since mommie will be coming along with me, think two suit cases and handcarrys filled to the brimm! And we ain't talking 20-25kilos baby, we're talking 60-65kilos per person! Hahahahaha!
I really wouldn't mind returning to Belgrade even if the people over there are psycho's, cause the benefits of being with mummy and daddy have been amazing. But then I'd most probably have to go back to working with the NGO I've been with for these last 7 months, and though I would really love to – cause I love the work, I really don't fancy working with the people again. And how would I decribe them? In a nutshell – drama driven-gossip laden-arrogant ignorant-competitive arseholes. Hmmm sounds like 85% of the people I know back home in KL huh? Not really so bad then I suppose.
Muahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!
Anyway, seeing how I'll be staying there for gawd knows how long, I guess I'll just pack the care essentials. Cause duh, I'll be shopping my head off. And unlike some, I won't be buying cheap arse plastic sunglasses that make me look like a clown, or some cheap ass necklace made of raffia string and left over plates from the mamak store you ate at. I buy the real thing hun, cause "I'm worth it". Actually, even if I'm not, I still buy it. Why? Cause I can! Hahahahahahahahaa! Suck it!
Sigh, so on to the packing. Since I don't know if I'm staying longer than 1 month, I think the proper thing to do is just pack for 1 month worth of shopping. Oh and I found a whole stash of receipts from December 2004. And those receipts are just "some" of the stuff that was bought during that "month". So am still debating with myself whether I should go through them before NYC. Hmmm.. NOpe. Hahahahaha.
Packing Draft
- Light gray sunglasses by Christian Dior
- Black sunglasses by Christian Dior
- Walking sneakers by K-Swiss
- Black high heels with silver details and ankle strap by Fendi
- Black mules by Salvatore Ferragamo
- Tropical print cloggs
- 1 pair of jeans
- 2 pairs of cargo pants
- 4 t-shirts from Zara (I am addicted to them!)
- 5 summer dresses
- 2 formal dresses
- 6 party/night tops
- 3 pants/night
- socks
- under where?
- night where?
- Makeup
- Face wash stuff
Am I forgetting anything?
