To Fuan’s toynappers

To Fuan’s Toynappers,

Please Fuan’s Toynappers, please find it in your hearts to return Fuan’s toys. They make up the decoration and keep her desk a place of childish happiness for her and her friends.

We have not contacted the Toy Police and will not do so, so please keep Mr Yoda, the Spongebob Squarepants Pez Twins, Mr Squidward Tentacles Pez, and Mr Patrick Star Pez safe and away from harm; harm such as lighters, dustbins, roads, and children below the age of 5.

Your demands shall be met, and met soon. Once Fuan has secured the purchasing channel between the fruit seller and 24-hour convenient store around the corner of that mamak stall, you shall have all that you have demanded.

We urge you to behave in a rational and conscientious manner regarding the toys, as they have been through a much traumatizing situation.